Tuesday, February 6, 2007

Cloning

Last night I saw a new film called Children of Men, which is a science-fiction movie set in London around 2027. The premise is that no one on Earth is capable of becoming pregnant so basically the human population is dying off. Sad, I know. No one knows why and no one seems to have a solution. But if that really happened wouldn't we just clone more humans like we clone sheep? I know that we've never been able to clone humans and I don't think we should just because we can, but I think if the circumstances were the same as in the movie, the governments of the world would fully support the cloning of humans. There's no doubt that controversy would ensue about the cloning of humans, causing there to be multiple wars fought between countries. The country with the most brilliant scientists and cloning capabilities would inevitably become the world super-power...perhaps China. There is another factor that could come into play in the fight for world dominance, which is of course access to Matt Damon. Whoever can clone Matt Damon the most will definitely be the world's most dominant country in the future world. That's why I think the U.S. should go ahead and pass legislation and increase Matt Damon's security and regulate his eating habits, just in case. Either that or we stick to sheep cloning and teach the sheep how to fly our planes, drive our cars, bake our breads, and run our stock markets so there will be a world beyond our own. To me it seems like a win win. Is there anyone better to clone than Matt Damon?

5 comments:

huskey said...

i think cloning Hank Williams, Sr. would be much better the matt damon. excepting the hank is dead.

huskey said...

that*

Brandon Anderson said...

You could clone Matt Damon and Ben Affleck. Then they could do twice as many films together!

Hooray!

Ryan Hurlburt said...

how about cloning keifer sutherland (aka Jack Bauer)? or chuck norris?

Unknown said...

Clone Chuck Norris!